I wet my Pampers baby dry size 6 nappy so much that it leaks then i have a bit for fun smushing...

I wet my Pampers baby dry size 6 nappy so much that it leaks then i have a bit for fun smushing and patting it, I love the squelching noises it makes.
I have adult size nappies to and I use them more often but occasionally I just like to wear Pampers they just makes me feel so much more babyish even if its not exactly a perfect fit!
It’s amazing i can even get the tabs to fasten around my rather large things as I am a BIG baby! trouble is i cannot quite make them reach the proper tab fastening area, instead i stick them on the front "ears" as they are known in the nappy business! and these are quite loosely attached so after wearing for just a short time they eventually detach themselves from the nappy so they have to be used and abused quite quickly!